Judging Reality TV Hosts - Funniest: Michael Kors

All of these are his actual quotes from Project Runway:

“She looks like Barefoot Appalachain Lil’ Abner Barbie.”
“She looks like a paper brioche.”
“Next thing you know, it’s big button earrings and you’re on ‘The Facts of Life.’”
“If you didn’t do that jacket in fleece I would have been like give me a Xanax, I’m asleep.”
“If a guy was 7’3” it would be a fabulous fit.”
“It’s a little Shirley McClaine when she played a hooker with a heart of gold.”
“That was so Paris hooker ’50s.”
“I think she looked like $29.99 prom.”
“Scarlett O’Hara ripped drapes down and made a couture dress…this, she ripped the sheets off the bed and ran out the door.”
“I feel like a pope at a sex club.”
“A Brady Bunch dashiki, I don’t know what else to say.”
“He looks like he’s got a suede lobster bib on.”
“She looks like a Pole dancer in Dubai.”
“She looks like an Amish Cocktail Waitress.”
“She looks like a transvestite flamenco dancer at a funeral.”